So...how
do you like your Kool-Aid?
Do you enjoy hanging out at airports?
Y'know our friend Tom Cruise has some people he'd like
you to meet...
O.K. O.K...Stay in your container.
You're allowed to have fun here.
Burn your new age self help books, keep that
razor away from your
hair, tell the Maharishi to go to hell! How
can you 'think' when you
gotta rock n' roll? Here's your first clue: The Orgy is
'the orgy of life.'
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"I got ants in my pants and
I need to dance!"-JamesBrown
Before we continue on we would like to introduce you to our
friend the Reverend Blue Blotter. The Reverend is a member of The
Imperial Orgy and often appears with the Orgy to present his sermons
of hope and love. The Reverend is a spiritual advisor, pharmacist,
and an unlicensed practitioner of gynecology. His message may be controversial
to many, but please remember he comes with love in his heart and the
word of God on his tongue.
The Honorable Reverend Blue Blotter at the
pulpit
This sermon was delivered on the campus of Penn State University
on April 17, 1997
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"Good evening my people out there. I am here
with a message from the Lord. I am here
to tell you that we're all going to heaven.
Yes everyone that's here tonight. And I
know you may be lookin' for meaning in your
life and I'm here to tell you that you'll
find it! You'll find it in heaven! Because
many don't know this but God is a woman.
Yes, that's right. A beautiful, sexy,
big-breasted woman.
"Now God wants me to tell you that while we're
on this earth we need to love each other.
Wait a minute people, God is speaking to me
right now...and God wants me to spread the
word
of love right here to you. So children right
this very moment turn to that person beside
you,
be they stranger or friend, and extend your
hand. Extend your hand and touch them...in
a very
intimate place. That's right my friends, feel
the spirit of God's creative powers. Cause
while you're here God wants you to practice
for Her. So please people do God's work, and
while
you're here... F**k like Bunnies!"
Click
Above for a short video clip of The Reverend Blue
Blotter
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Hey Maties! My name's Nigel and I'm The Imperial
Orgy's King of Promo and Media Relationships.
Now some people might tell you that I stretch
the truth a little, and some have even insinuated
that I'm some kinda con-man.
Well take it from me it's all bullocks. Sure
I might like to down a few pints of ale and
watch the birds go by, and I may even get
a little boisterous now and again. But if
you need a good laugh and to hear the latest
talk of the town, I keep my left ear to the
wind and I'm the bloke to come to.
When I speak, I speak in pink. Some may say
pink's a sissy color but I like it and if
you have anything to say about it you can
piss off! I'll be seeing ya around when ya
need a laugh.
But anyway, you've made it this far.
What are you thinking?
-"How uncouth. This is far below my level
of sophistication."
-"This is disgusting. These people are sick!"
-or perhaps, "Mom, what's an orgy?"
If any of these thoughts are going through
your mind please do not continue on in this
web site. Please, if you do go on, the next
thing you know we'll end up before the Supreme
Court whining about free speech, and Rush
Limbaugh and Jerry Falwell will be on TV screaming
bloody murder accusing us of corrupting the
morals of America's youth. And how are we
going to defend ourselves against that?
For those adventurous souls determined to
go on, it is time to meet Caeser Pink and
learn more about The Imperial Orgy. So dim
the lights, slip into something more comfortable,
pour yourself a nice drink or light a cool
bone, and click the Orgy icon. You might want
to give the cat extra food and give your loved
ones a big hug. For the full effect, this
presentation should be a total sensory experience.
In other words:
